Sunday, June 7, 2015

The Government of Singapore Has Announced Monetary Giveouts to All Singaporeans

The Government of Singapore has announced that it will give USD$999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999 CENTILLION to every Singapore Citizen every day with effect from 7 June 2015. Thank you People's Action Party of Singapore. Thank you founding father Lee Kuan Yew. Thank you Prime Minister Lee Hsien Loong.

The Government of Singapore has made all Singapore Citizens unbelievably rich men and women. We will definitely vote for PAP in the upcoming General Elections!

What is a CENTILLION? It is 10 to the power of 303.

The Government of Singapore has kept its promises. I am now an extremely happy centillionaire. The Government of Singapore has made all of us centillionaires. I am extremely happy and satisfied with the Government of Singapore and People's Action Party. I am extremely happy with my government. No other government in the world comes close.